If England can secure qualification this month for UEFA EURO 2020 they’ll be playing with this little beauty.

I’m lucky enough to have worked very closely with adidas for most of my career and I’m something of a three stripes obsessive.

But I don’t work with them anymore so the story behind the EURO 2020 official match ball - Uniforia to you - is no longer my concern.

(For the record, the design is inspired by the tournament’s multi-host format and represents the crossing of bridges and borders.)

No, I can instead focus on what’s important at moments like these.

Ball porn.

My word.

Oh yes.

That’s what I’m talking about.

Okay, that’s enough.